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Allegation Alligator impersonation
Analyst Bum-hole expert
Armageddon - see/hear "The News" for latest installment.
Barbeque Britney Spears, Jerry Hall, Shampoo, Pamela Anderson, Kerry McFadden and Emma Bunton forming an orderly line.
Bigot fu**wit who would more appropriately be called a smallot
Boo Fay pre-french-ious pronunciation of buffet, which (in English) should surely be cockney rhyming slang for "stuff it"?
a problem shared is a problem halved (and a worry doubled)
Burberry the naaaaarsty yeucky-beige "tartan" of the mcvictim clan. the most tasteful sight of it ever seen were shots up Nicky Wire's skirt one Reading Festival.
Cable/Digital TV- 2nd tv licence - normal channels now so crap that they continually suggest we watch something better (i.e. the channels they transferred the quality viewing/equity card holders to), BBC No Choice etc..
Capitalism Profit for the benefit of as few as possible, largely our comfortable lives at the discomfort of others
Cerysmatic in possession of a unique and eye catching dress sense
Cool - not HOT - i.e. tepid
Cowell - to promote hopeful talent towards fame and riches in order to self promote towards more fame riches than all of them. Showmanship, thick skin, sense of humour necessary.
Crapitalism - the f***ing s***t that money talks (free insincere slogan with every advert - get your purse out).
a stitch in time saves nine - but a safety pin is quicker
(s)Camelot cockney rhyming slang for steal-a-lot and waste-a-lot (for further examples of relevance in rhyming slang consider WAP and Gap) Lottery a.k.a. "peasant tax" mostly rewards the extremely over-rich.
a rolling stone gathers no moss, kate moss gathers no stones
Credit - legalised theft by stealth.
Critic one who criticises, in most cases not to be confused with one who creates
Designer - price over practicality/reality.
Developer (as in Property Developer) - Environment Ruiner (for money)
Diet - eat well, eat less, exercise well, exercise more.
life goes on, death goes on, life goes on
Establishment usually, bullshit made legal by red tape
Fat Cat vile thief, rich on poor people's hoarded money
From as in "From £50", means FAR FROM
Gigahertz - the bruises caused by the act of stage diving
Gormless free of gorm
he who laughs last, laughs longest (or maybe takes longer to get the joke?)
Indie meant "Independent" for 15 minutes last century, means "lack of ambition" now.
Labels (clothes) designer or otherwise - annoying piece of nasty nylon that looks stupid if visible
Lisp - Lithp
Mayonnaise catering pus
Mentally Handicapped : Inhumane, violent, bigoted, cold blooded, evil, capable of harming or taking a fellow human's life...
"a problem shared is gossip" (graham norton)
Money bits of metal / pieces of paper, exchangeable for things you DO want/need - the root of all evil
Music salve of the human soul, nature's communication to her children. Food of love. Opiate of the masses. Soul Food.
a stitch in time saves nine, but a safety pin is easier.
Nature - creator and ruler of the universe. root of all love. Nature makes the world go round. money makes the world go wrong).
New Labour - erm, new danger
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Nike a "tick" used to be the logo of a famous anti-sweat deodorant, appropriately it is now best known logo of a highly sucessful sweatshop. it's phrase "just do it" is probably used every day to slaves complaining about their tasks. (nike's new trainers are horrible anyway, they look like banana shaped grandpa slippers...)
Please the magic word (until the end of the 20th century, manners and charm were highly thought of on earth. they still are on planet water).
Politics bullshit-v-reason
Pop Star famous fizzy drinks i.e. Vimto, Tango and various brands of tooth-rot (i.e. cola)
Prepared Salad £2.00 for a bag of fuggin' leaves
a watched kettle never boils. (unless you heat the water)
Posession - 9/10 of the problem
Privatisation - anti public-spirited profiteering of the "shareholders first"-not-SAFEY-FIRST school of thought. (i.e. high percentage of heartless morons involved).
the geek shall inherit the earth
Race Relations - When your Aunties and Uncles see who can run the fastest...
Royalty - UK version of disneyland characters i.e. pay no rent, cost us money wave arms round a lot...
Rush Hour - 11mph crush hour in most cities...
never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever
Spinster - female DJ
Style Guru - According to UK TV, a rude posh chick in a cardigan. Tho actually, "Style" (like "Cool" and "Beauty") is in the eye of the beholder.
Stylist - mirror, eyesight
Thank you - the other magic word.
Tory cockney rhyming slang for "false story"
TV License - license for the BBC to take the piss - equity card holders are a rare sighting these days, in order for us to pay a second tv-license worth of money for more channels of largely the same mind set (new century stale format programme clones - zzzz).
Whirlwind Romance Starts with the whirl. Often ends with the wind.
World Leader what the world respects and would therefore gladly follow i.e. martin luther king, friends of the earth, jubilee 2000, bill hicks, greenpeace, john lennon, paul robeson etc leading the care and salvation of the planet and all living things on it .(more musicians than politicians)
Yorke-ing dancing fit to frantic beats of music, sometimes you gotta let the beat take you...
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